Big Crunch Bounty Board

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Howdy pardners, name's Djangorc. I used to be a blitzer. Scored ten touchdowns in my career till I damaged my back and took one too many to the head. Nothin impressive about that. But I also had 40 career kills. None too shabby. Now I keep tabs on those others want dead, and reward thems that kill em. Welcome to the.....
Big Crunch Bounty Board

IMPORTANT NOTE: All players in the Hall of Fame are automatically eligible for bounties, they may not be listed here, but if you kill one, you can claim it.

Currently Wanted
Biscuit - The Lizard Sanctuary
Orchilles - The Orciad
Orcdysseus - The Orciad
Aenorcas - The Orciad
Zorn 'Sabre-Tooth' Uzkrag - ZNZ
Zelazad Hornhead - ZNZ
Gorbo - Wyrmwood
Nuclear Reactor - Greenpeace Sucks
Breaking the Bank - Probability of Success
Zeem Warpfire - Wyrmwood
Gruechitter the Foul - Wyrmwood
Jabba The Hütt - Beer Wars
The Incredible Hulk - Cuddly Monsters
Squeenik the Surgeon (skeleton form) - Satans Angels
Phactho Fatal - Aggravated Nurglary
Scowling - Inexorable Dust
Syrpius - Hogwarps
Charlie Sheen - Chaotic Celebrities

Currently Inactive (come back so we can crunch you properly!)
Tordensk(j)old - Sons of Thor - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Dog Fabiano - Chigreton Fam - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Bichina - Chigreton Fam - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Sideshow Mel and Obnoxio - The Clown Academy - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Skink in the Hose - Squishysaurus - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Dreadworthy, Father Shanks McDuffy, Grim Tidings, Bone Gnawer - Entombed and Exhumed - ALL CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Pestilus Foxglove - Aphotic Plague - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Will - Extraordinarily Ordinary - CURRENTLY INACTIVE
Influenza - Typhoid Mary - INACTIVE
Mortimer - 867 3509 - INACTIVE
Archon - Hell Pit Heroes - INACTIVE
Baby - Richtersaurus Impact - INACTIVE
Schalf: Druchii Negotiation Tactics - INACTIVE
Dark Venom" Druchii Negotiation Tactics - INACTIVE
Snake Oil - Typhoid Mary's - INACTIVE
Kicked the Bucket - Elysian Field Wanderers - INACTIVE
Popped His Clogs - Elysian Field Wanderers - INACTIVE
Hector Bakewell - Elysian Field Wanderers - INACTIVE
Spiteful - D/orfs - Hate You Too - INACTIVE
Fanaticly - D/orfs Hate You Too - INACTIVE

Retired (the ones that got away)
Orerunner - Clan Foebreakers - RETIRED - WE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED
Dr Highmoon, Director - Entombed and Exhumed - MISSING
Lemy - Koopa Troop - RETIRED
King "Birdgob" Phillip - Mnemonic Michief - RETIRED
Mr Sainsbury - F.O.O.D. - RETIRED VOLUNTARILY
Butt Butt - Eagle Cheerleaders - RETIRED VOLUNTARILY
Wesley Snipes - R.E.D. - FLED TO BBATTL
Bundaberg Bear - F.O.O.D. - RETIRED VOLUNTARILY
Arnold Schwarzenegger - R.E.D. - FLED TO BBATTL
Chuck Norris - R.E.D. - FLED TO BBATTL
Dark Tooth - Twisted Metal - RETIRED
Beatrix - Furious Fantasies - RETIRED
Truthful Purion - Great Ulthuan Heroes - ESCAPED, THE SLIPPERY BASTARDS
Steadfast Fereldes - Greater Ulthuan Heroes - ESCAPED, THE SLIPPERY BASTARDS
Tezcatliopoca - Crush of Night - GONE TO ANSWER FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST NATURE
Obscura - Crush of Night - GONE TO ANSWER FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST NATURE
Mordresh Fire Eye - Villains of WoW - RETIRED
Isaac 'Lawbringer' Newton - Dead Fusion - RETIRED
Bruno Mars - Short man syndrome - RETIRED, BUT PLEASE HUNT HIM DOWN ANYWAY
Harim - Shortman Syndrome - RETIRED
Rhagrakh Quicklegs - Naggrund Burning Bulls - RETIRED
Stephen Hawking - SMS - RETIRED
Celebrian - WO.O.D - RETIRED
Calico Coulibiac - Pie-Rats Ahoy! - RETIRED
Solid Snake - Pixel Mafia - RETIRED
Squeenik the Surgeon - Wyrmwood - KILLED, BUT THE BOUNTY WAS FOR A RETIRING INJURY ONLY
Pat Mills from Bite Me Fang Boy - RETIRED
Richard Corben from Bite Me Fang Boy - RETIRED

Claimed Bounties
Chestnut - Nuts for the Nut God - TERMINATED
Ludwig - Koopa Troop - TERMINATED
Thish'tigor - Loner Mercenary Scum (current team R.E.D) - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Captain Steak and Kiddney - Pie Rats Ahoy! - TERMINATED
Last Time You're Gunna See Him - Forget Me Now - TERMINATED
Farsighted Talendon - Greater Ulthuan Heroes - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Zintiel the Dark - Greater Ulthuan Heroes - TERMINATED
Chaps - Why Can't We Have Trousers - TERMINATED
Kita-Fagors - Aggravated Nurglery - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Goraluck Anvilcrack - Villains of WoW - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Anne Bonoffee - Pie Rats Ahoy!- TERMINATED
Loveing - D'orfs Hate you Too - TERMINATED (AND RESURRECTED) AND TERMINATED AGAIN
Pirazlomnaya - Greenpeace Sucks - TERMINATED (AND RESURRECTED)
Pushin Up The Daisies - Elysian Field Wanderers - TERMINATED
Dauntless Khalendon - Greater Ulthuan Heroes - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Klaus Tortebaker - Pie-Rats Ahoy! - TERMINATED
Jacob von Altdwarf - A Cavalcade of Stars - TERMINATED
Loveing - Villains of WoW - TERMINATED
The Mighty Gob - Hell Pit Heroes - TERMINATED
Hootie on Operation Swordfish - The Croakers - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Eleindil - White Owls of Darkmyst - PEACEFUL RETIREMENT
Jagwen - White Owls of Darkmyst - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Packmaster Fink - Hell Pit Heroes - TERMINATED
Karnhage Thicktoe - Naggrund Burning Bulls - TERMINATED
Zzhlatk - Zharr Naggrund Ziggurats - TERMINATED
Timmy the Cruel - Villains of WoW - TERMINATED
Typhoid Mary - Typhoid Mary's - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Chernobyl - Greenpeace Sucks - SCARED OFF
Bultar - Zharr Naggrund Ziggurats - FATE UNKNOWN
Snarth Two Tongues - Wyrmwood - TERMINATED
Reeka Venomscratch - Wyrmwood - TERMINATED
Blackberry Tart - Pie-Rat Ahoy! - TERMINATED
Shadow Hunter Vosh'gajin - Villains of WoW - TERMINATED
Histrionic - Disordered Personalities - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Spike from Buffy - Cavalcade of Stars - TERMINATED
Dr Saul Carruthers - Lykstag Lemmingz - TERMINATED
Slaa-Grrar - Aggravated Nurglary - TERMINATED
Alagosil - W.O.O.D - FORCIBLY RETIRED
Latrel - 867 5309 - TERMINATED
Hectorc - The Orciad - TERMINATED
Panthera Leo - The Great Fighting Cats - TERMINATED
Whale Harpoonist - Greenpeace Sucks - TERMINATED
Hammond Chizz - Lykstag Lemmingz - TERMINATED
Dreamkiller - The Wrath of Khorne - TERMINATED


Bounty Hall of Fame
Nikolai II - 5: Sheriff - Ludwig; Chaps; Thish'tigor; Zintiel the Dark, Chernobyl
Squall - 3: Deputy - Chestnut; Anne Bonnoffee, Klaus Tortebaker
Landwaker - 3: Deputy - Reeka Venomscratch; Snarth Twotongues; Shadow Hunter Vosh'gajin
Skullashtray - 3: Deputy - Dauntles Khalendon; Histrionic; Spike from Buffy
cjblackburn - 3: Deputy - Hootie on Operation Swordfish; Karnhage
Thicktoe, Whale Harpoonist
Jrpeart- 3: Deputy - Goraluck Anvilcrack; Loveing (again); Panthera Tigris
Street - 3: Hunter - Last Time You're Guna See Him; Hammond Chizz, Dreamkiller
Danton - 2: Hunter - Farsighted Talendon; Captain Steak and Kiddney
Mikko - 2: Hunter - Loveing; Prirazlomnaya
Jounisii - 2: Hunter - Timmy the Cruel; Slaa Grrarh
Mordachai - 1: Rookie- Kita-Fagors
20Phoenix - 1: Rookie - Daisy
willpower - 1: Rookie - Jacob von Altdwarf
Hudd - 1: Rookie - The Mighty Gob
St Cloud - 1: Rookie - Jagwen
NieA7 - 1: Rookie - Packmaster Fink
Borke - 1: Rookie - Zzhlatk
Valokiloren - 1: Rookie - Dr Saul Carruthers
Boffa - 1: Rookie - Alagosil
Akirilus - 1: Rookie - Latrel
Phunbaba - 1: Rookie - Hectorc

 

[TravelScrabble]

Rules

Here's how it works. Above these words is two lists, thems that is wanted dead and thems that kill em. I post names in the left hand list and if your team kills one of those players you get a reward and your name on the other list. What reward? Why a personalized bounty badge like this one

Only with your name on it and team theme appropriate doodads instead of spiky balls. Neat huh? Erm anyway...

You may be wonderin' how does a name get on the wanted list. Simple, someone issues a wanted notice. You want a player dead, tell us why and post in this thread and I'll add their name to the list. There's no review process, this is blood bowl I encourage you to offer further rewards and come up with attractive notices but its not required, there's always the badges. You can also add rewards to already listed players.

To claim a reward also post in this thread. With proof. I will only accept a screen shot of the casualty box with the player in it and ideally selected. If not selected point me to the right match in bbm and I will verify but I must have the screenshot. BBM is accurate but its no fun.

 

[TravelScrabble]

FAQs

Can anyone use this board?" Well its only for Big Crunch players but anyone can offer a reward you just have to be in the BC to claim it I'll add names occasionally but beyond making ugly badges and editing the lists I don't intend to do too much, my hope is this will be very participatory and driven by you.

Why: Because this is blood bowl, we all love death, lets celebrate it!

But TS, that badge is lame my 5 year old niece could do better: Can you hire her, seriously I have no graphic design skills, I would be more than happy to have someone make a better badge and take over badge duty.

Yeah alright but how about an in game monetary reward?: That would be sweet, I have no idea if its possible though.

TBC...

 

[TravelScrabble]

Here's some notices to get you started.



Team: Entombed and Exhumed
For the crime of: Callously refusing to release the body of a fallen opponent.
Reward: A badge and a hobgoblin corpse (dismembered).

 

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Team: Consenting Adults
For the crime of: Slandering a BC division admin and general disreputable conduct unbecoming of a team captain e.g. being fouled out turn 1.
Reward: Its gonna be the badge.

 

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Team: Foebreakers
For the crime of: Dodging like an elf when he should be falling flat on his face, this dwarf is an abomnation! Also, use of frowned upon substances.
Reward: Yep you guessed it...badge.

 

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Team: Royal Brutes
For the crime of: Seriously? No Cas in game 1? That's everything this board stands against. Also I wanted someone from Averland since you wusses are partly the inspiration for this thread.
Reward: Pride, dignity....and the badge.

 

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Team: F.O.O.D
For the crime of: Aaargh the plants are going to kill us all run...2 killss in 2 games, this thing could get out of hand, its against the natural order of things for trees to kill non-trees.
Reward: Someone hurry up and spring for something better than the badge.

 

[LoopH0LE]

Love the wanted posters, love the idea. I spoke with King Brutus about his nomination, and his lack of hurts inflicted so far. His response.

*Ahem*

"GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!"

I believe that is an expression of outrage, pride, and excitement over the challenge all at once.

 

[Altashheth]

Timber 'The Shake' Wood issued a press status

'I did not mean to cause their deaths, I just gave them a little rattle then dropped them on the ground.... The little guys were suppose to kill them whilst they were all shook up'

 

[Tyriok]

Love your work TS, I will keep an eye out for players who need killing!

 

[Ken]

I love it TS. I had ideas and they were not this good!

 

[Netsmurf]

"Why you low down dirty admin, this shall not go unpunished" exclamied Coach Netsmurf. He was next seen heading straight for the almost secret development cellar in the Soft 'n' Comphy Inc. complex, coach Netsmurf looked grim and mumbled something about chemicals and density of leathergloves.

Edwin Blabbermouth of the Blahvile Gazette was on the spot

 

[TravelScrabble]

I've added drug use to Orerunner's charge sheet.

 

[TravelScrabble]

I love it TS. I had ideas and they were not this good!

I'm sure they were better. Hope you'll add them to this thread.

 

[Triple Skulls]

i will have a bounty or two to add once I've watched the replay of my game vs Squall's woodies!

 

[Squall]

But but but my guys just wanted to hug!

 

[Triple Skulls]

Wanted: Chestnut
Team: Nuts for the nut god
For the crime of: being a girly cheating blodging Wardancer. Oh, and killing my 10spp Kick linerat.
Rewards: Badge and all the skavenslaves you want

 

[20phoenix]

Wanted: The Mighty Gob
Team: Hell Pit Heroes

Two casualties caused including the death of Dolph Lundgren. Trash talking Dolph Lundgren's corpse as he was carted off the pitch The Mighty Gob is rumoured to have said "if he dies, he dies." Big words for a big gob

 

[Midros]

The Mighty Gob does not regret the killing of Dolph! it is rumoured that with each kill he feasts on the victims head to gain a higher intellect. After the match TMG learned the art of blocking to support this rumour. TMG is coming for you all to become the smartest rat ever!

P.S sorry for maiming all your players 20p, at least the other was a loner