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Disciples of Life

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  1. cjblackburn

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    we bring life
    we bring love
    all from our lord above.

    his love shines
    ever so bright
    so come into the light.

    You are soft
    You are meak
    We have everything you seek.

    His sweet garden
    Is truly beautiful
    So stay till your heart is full.

    All his children
    rejoice in joy
    So come along and don't be coy.

    If you don't
    love his song
    Then soon you will be gone.
     
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    Admining the champion ladder has affected CJ's sanity and I am not sure it was 100% to begin with :p

    @twitch.tv/the_Sage_BB do we have a neurosausage in the house?
     
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    I pity the man who has no faith.

    Faith in our lord will save us all.
     
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    Ooh new BC 1 team? Vamps!
     
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    hehe, it sounds either pathological or religious. I'll leave it to you to decide which is worse. ;)
     
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    Our lord of life moves in mysterious ways.

    A mere mortal can not hope to comprehend his plan.
     
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    The true believer knows there is more than one path to our lords garden.
     
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    Why don't you
    Come and serve.
    To claim what you deserve.

    His garden
    Is full....

    "Boss. Boss. Wake up Boss."

    "Mmmm"

    "Boss we need your help."

    Brutus stood before him. Dressed in perfectly normal and respectful clothing. She wasn't that sort of Amazon.

    "Boss I know you haven't been around for a while and we said we didn't need you."

    He was still dazed and his head hurt where Chaps had sliced open his head. It felt like it was full of liquid trying to push it's way out.

    "Yeah I remember."

    She looked pensive and unsure of herself

    "Well recently we have noticed that we aren't winning any more Boss."

    "So?"

    "So. Can you coach us to do better?"

    "None of that matters any more. All that matters is life."

    "What?"

    "Go live your lives in peace and harmony. Forget about Blood Bowl. All that matters is life"

    "Mmm OK if you say so."

    She slowly backed out the door she had known it was a desperate gamble but she didn't realise just how crazy he had become.

    Watching her go he held his head and muttered.

    "All that matters is life."
     
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    He stumbled through the streets a dejected and rejected man. Whilst before when he had station and authority the common people didn't look at him out of respect. Now all that was gone and they ignored him out of disgust. He had been betrayed by his closest advisors and now he was cast out with no where to go.

    Slumped in a doorway he settled down to die. He watched as a golden palace floated by and remembered the good times.

    He remembered his team playing for the right to wear trousers and some other stuff that seemed so ridiculous that if he didn't know any better he wouldn't believe.

    He remembered fondly the Shortmen and Heroes. How everyone laughed at their silly antics.

    Those were simpler times before it got so complicated. He had tried his best but it wasn't enough. Now as his last breath was leaving his body he saw the thing he held most strongly in his heart his lemm....
     
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    ..... He tumbled back as the door behind him opened. He saw a robed head hovering over him.

    'You must live for you are now in the house of our father.'

    Warmth flooded through his body as the figure reached out and touched him. He heard the figure speak again.

    'You are as safe now as you would be in our Lords garden. Please rest my son but first let me know your name.'

    'I...I...'

    He was too weak the words would not come but he knew he must try again.

    'I am... Drifta Skald-Torfuson.'
     
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    Is Chaps coming back too, maybe with a cartfull of fashionable TROUSERS? :p
     
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    You appear to have the view that their is a plan. There is no plan only Life.
     
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    There was power here. Power he could use. They thought their plans were secret.

    Slowly he twisted them to his will.

    'When our Lord says to plant his garden amongst the unwashed and unloved. What does that mean?'

    'Well my son we should embrace those less fortunate then ourselves and help them to spread .... the love of our Lord.'

    'Wouldn't the love of our Lord spread faster if we showed it to everybody at the same time?'

    'I hadn't thought of it like that. What do you mean my son?'

    'Well everyone watches Blood Bowl. In fact there are few people less loved or washed then Blood Bowl players. They could prove to be excellent missionaries for our work.'

    'Interesting idea but we don't know much about Blood Bowl.'

    'That's alright I can let you know the basics.'

    They had plans but he had plans too
     
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    'Bonjour coach. I'm glad you could make it.'

    'As you know we have taken the team in a new direction.'

    'Yes instead of getting lots of new Peasants and Yeomen every match we have found a new use for them.'

    'Who knew glue was so profitable.'

    'So anyway we are downsizing our Blood Bowl operation. So we are going to reallocate our staffing in this department.'

    'To nothing. Your fired!'

    The coach just stood there. His headache had grown and grown till it was all he could think of. It was all he knew. Realising that he wasn't wanted here anymore he left with no where to go.

    ******

    Drifta and the Bishops were in the market. The Bishops liked to imagine there were learning from the common people. Drifta liked these walks for other reasons.

    'So my Lords that means we can prove that you can fit seven fouls into the perfect offensive drive.'

    'Our Lord's sacred number.'

    'Is it? That's a coincidence.'

    'It is not a coincidence it is our Lord working through you.'

    'Well I don't know about that. I'm just.....'

    As one the Bishops had wandered over to a prone figure clutching his head. Drifta followed them swallowing his anger at being ignored.

    'Oh it's him. I know him he was always a bit crazy. In fact he is a complete ******* ******.'

    'Don't you feel it my Son? He has been touched by our Lord.'

    Drifta stood there and watched as the Bishops helped the vagrant up.

    'Come with us my child. It's time you came home.'
     
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    I'm scared daddy!
     
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    It's alright my son the Lord of Life will save you.
     
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    'This better be good I was meditating.'

    Bishop Bash was unimpressed he had been meditating so well he had that dream about buckles on trousers being bad. He had no idea what it meant but the pleats on the trousers were to die for.

    'Well sire this is interesting I think I might have found another one.'

    Bishop Bash followed Commoners to the chapel they had set aside for cjblackburn. There were now two disgusting foul creatures. cjblackburn and a new monster who whilst still hideous was still more human looking than cjblackburn. There seemed to be arguing and had obviously been at it for sometime.

    'No ---- hate ---- more.'

    '---- I ---- you ----'

    'Sod ---- smelly. ---- hate ---- more.'

    '---- take ---- back ---- ratbag. ---- hate ---- more.'

    The Bishop was unimpressed as the two creatures ineffectually started slapping at each other.

    'So they both miss out every other word. So what?'

    'Well that is not the interesting bit look what happens when I go stand next to them.'

    'Look stupid. I hate you ----.'

    'You ----. I hate you more.'

    'That is odd. However I'm not sure we need two of them the first one doesn't do much. What's the new one called.'

    'I don't know all I could get out of him was St ----.'
     
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    Over Orc, over Rat,
    Through push, through line,
    Over Chaos Dwarf hat,
    Through tackle every time,
    I do wander everywhere,
    Swifter than the moons sphere;
    And I serve the fairy queen,
    To steel the ball upon the green.
    The endzone our target be:
    On our gold skin you see;
    Those be rubies, fairy gowns,
    As we score all the touchdowns:
    I must.....

    SPLAT

    Bishop Bash stood over the body of the dead Elf.

    'No one understands what you are saying when you talk like that you know.'

    With that he lumbered off to find another victim.
     
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