[Orc] A smurfs take on Orcs

[Netsmurf]

And this was my match against the second lizzie team. He induced Slibli and Hemlock. I kicked the ball and after a nice perfect defence he misscounted and with 1 GFI I blitzed Hemlock - so nice to have tackle - bam and he was out BH. So we never found out if he was any good. After long and hard fights I managed to stop him from scoring - he was 1 square away. I could not score either. During all the violence I managed to foul a skink off BH and my DP was then out. Then I did a SI on a rookie saurus - its now with niggling He then did a BH on my star thrower. So for second half he only had 10 players and I had 11.

Ok I thought this is still possible. He sets up and with 2 GFI I can blitz a skink, so naturaly I do that - MNG on the skink. He is down to two skinks now But then he strikes an evil deal with Nuffle. So in two turns he kills a BOB with block/guard and the apoth second that notion. Then in the next turn he kills my super blitzer on 97 SPP. And also does a SI 55 on my troll Lucky for me the troll regens - pheew.

He also makes a KO. So down to 7 players versus 9. I manage to KO a skink and my second thrower does a hero dodge. 4+, 3+ and then 2 GFI to get almost out of range. The enemy needs to remove my gobbo and it takes the reroll to get him down and free Slibli for the blitz. Slibli gets up but he fails the second GFI to hit I score to 1-0 and he has two turns left.

The weather change from pouring rain to nice. The ball lands close to LOS and his sole skink gets the ball and he makes a semicage in one side. Just able to get the skink within 1 GFI from the score. But he had to mark one of my players with a cage corner. And he downs the corner and goes in to guard the skink. And now ladies and gentlemen ahh well also you. HERE COMES GIRLIEMAN WUZZ WUZZ to the rescue. He dodges in and thanks to guard he two dice the skink, and its a nice KO.

Girlieman Wuzz Wuzz saves the day again!!! Victory 1-0

No skills, and now 2 rookies on the team

[Netsmurf]

And the orcs marches on. This time we faced an evil dwarf team. And the small ones induced a chainsaw dude So as I got the chance I selected to recieve. Then I just had to hope for a nice grind giving him at least 3 casualties, so the chainsaw would have to come out in one turn 8 and do little damage.

Turn 1 I pile on a dwarf and makes the armour roll, then gives a niggling, he burns the doc as he offers to break the collorbone of the dwarf Then I KO another dwarf - very nice Ball secured and I keep my distance.

Turn 2 I pile on a dwarf and again manage to get through the armour, Badly Hurt dwarf and somewhere else on the pitch I KO another. Both KO´s have happend be course of mighty blow going over the thick skull.

Turn 3 I pile on a dwarf and again manage to break his armour but only for a KO. Still after 3 turns 5 dwarfs was of the pitch My troll takes a BH and fails the regen

Turn 4 My dirty player BH a dwarf Not send of and made around 7 or 8 fouls but only a KO in the second half. Ahh well cant complain.

Turn 8 I score he sets up to kill my 3 guys on LOS. Fouling with the chainsaw rolling 1 on the kickback

Second half he has 10 dwarfs as all 3 KO´s get back in the game. I roll a blitz

I apply heavy preasure and in turn 5 I manage to get the ball And I break free while a lino gets 2SPP hurting another dwarf

Turn 8 I score to win 2-0 and 4-1 in casualties and I have now qualified for the playoffs Last round match will be against the top dog in Amsterdam, including lots of beer Ohh and the last scorer - a blitzer on 30 SPP rolled normal to get Pilling on POMB + tackle - I love it

[Netsmurf]

Ahh well the last unimportant match before playoffs was a 0-1 loss against the leading dark elfs. Damn my blitzers have all waisted 20k on their tackle skill. None of them used it instead they rolled useless reroll to or . So I did not smash his team to bits Anyways now the playoffs awaits us

[Netsmurf]

So the playoffs are upon us. We managed to end the season as #4 out of 10 teams so that is very nice. Only the top 6 gets into the playoffs, with #1&2 seeded directly to the semis.

I have to meet a lizard team, the same team I did a 1-1 draw against in the group stage and the team I won over in last years Mudbowl final, should be a very tight game - they normaly are against him

My current roster:

Troll: guard, stand firm, 16spp

BOB - rookie -MNG
BOB - Block, 14spp
BOB - rookie
BOB - block, guard, +ST, 34spp

Blitzer - Mighty, Tackle, Piling, 37spp
Blitzer - tackle, mighty, diving tackle, -AV, 45spp
Blitzer - mighty, tackle, piling, 49spp
Blitzer - rookie (sadly)

Thrower - accurate, 9spp
Thrower - Block, Kick off return, fend, 44

Lineorc - Dirty player, 7spp
Lineorc - Block, Tackle, 18spp

Girlieman Wuzz Wuzz - da hero Gobbo - sure feet, 11spp

4 rerolls, 2 coaches, 2 cheerleaders, 11 Fan Factor, Apothecary, 640k treasury.

TV 1890

I think that I will fire the MNG black orc and buy my self a new one, allthough he is a joke in the club, he has played in 27 matches and is still on 0 SPP

[Nikolai II]

Originally Posted by Netsmurf

I think that I will fire the MNG black orc and bye my self a new one, allthough he is a joke in the club, he has played in 27 matches and is still on 0 SPP

Nooo!

Give him just one more chance, and I'm sure he'll shape up

[Netsmurf]

I desided not to fire and hire a new BOB as that would have given my opponant enough for a wizard. Sadly he did not need a wizard

I had horrible dice against magic dice so he won 2-0. He never made a turnover and that is amazing as he only had block on 3 zaurii, but everytime except for two times with results he would get either a or And he never failed a saurii dodge and only one had break takcle, but it never needed to use its skill

Ahh well one title with orcs must be fine, it is time to put orcs on hold and wonder what to put into next years superbowl