Heigs Big Board of Bounties

[stephB]

Confirmed, buzz kills all round.

 

[helGn]

And now i read the rest of the replies. +1 Tys. I would LOVE to send tom a bottle of wine, but not for this bounty

 

[sbr32]

Wait Benjen died!! In what league?

 

[helGn]

Wait Benjen died!! In what league?

He died in Munch cup, ie doesnt count for anything but a footnote

 

[FemurMuertez]

Player Name: Supa Stitchous
Team Name: The Snapping Tendons
Current Division: Nordland
Coach: FemurMuertez

This flower sniffing, peace loving sort-of-a-bard hates violence and only causes damage by accident when actually moving or when falling over on others...
And even though he is usually just standing there, drooling, he still has somehow managed to injure himself, making him even clumsier than before.

Because of *love for the big guys* (and a never-ending contract made with Supa in a tavern after several pints...) I cannot bring myself to fire him. So, I hereby place a bounty: I want this ogre dead. No, no injuries, no niggles, no nothing else than permanently dead.

As a reward I shall send a small miniature ogre head to the one who does the deed. If he or she so wishes.
I was going to send alcohol, but it seems that I would rather drink it all myself. Go figure.

 

[stephB]

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Player Name: Supa Stitchous
Team Name: The Snapping Tendons
Current Division: Nordland
Coach: FemurMuertez

This flower sniffing, peace loving sort-of-a-bard hates violence and only causes damage by accident when actually moving or when falling over on others...
And even though he is usually just standing there, drooling, he still has somehow managed to injure himself, making him even clumsier than before.

Because of *love for the big guys* (and a never-ending contract made with Supa in a tavern after several pints...) I cannot bring myself to fire him. So, I hereby place a bounty: I want this ogre dead. No, no injuries, no niggles, no nothing else than permanently dead.

As a reward I shall send a small miniature ogre head to the one who does the deed. If he or she so wishes.
I was going to send alcohol, but it seems that I would rather drink it all myself. Go figure.

A bounty on your own player?!!

 

[FemurMuertez]

A bounty on your own player?!!

He had it coming. Would have placed one on Evilsmoothie too but he actually performs quite well, despite his current arsenal of "skills"...

 

[Supa]

My facial expressions are once again on point on pictures...

 

[FemurMuertez]

My facial expressions are once again on point on pictures...

Oh, I'm sorry. I truly tried taking several pics but that is what you did the whole last season... Just standing there... With a blank stare...

 

[Rocketdeath]

Lol this is a riot I wish I was in Nordland to claim that orge head

 

[helGn]

Lol this is a riot I wish I was in Nordland to claim that orge head

You and me both! I did ponder once to start a chaos team named bounty Hunter. Go all in on bounties, but sadly the bounty business died ☹️

 

[stephB]

I try to collect the Bounty of Count Regor every season, but he refuses to snuff it!

 

[Orielensis]

Lol this is a riot I wish I was in Nordland to claim that orge head

Blunderworld’s stadium is called CJB Ogre Graveyard (named for @cjblackburn ) and we have so far buried 2 ogres there!

 

[helGn]

I almost feel offended that my name sake isnt being hunted aswell. Give helGn another season and you will have to try to stop a st6 ag6 blodge terror

 

[helGn]

Blunderworld’s stadium is called CJB Ogre Graveyard (named for @cjblackburn ) and we have so far buried 2 ogres there!

Name, time and a brief description of the deed please

 

[helGn]

I think i rolled 1 on blood lust this morning

 

[Rocketdeath]

I think i rolled 1 on blood lust this morning

Yea I think I doubleskulled getting ready for work

 

[FemurMuertez]

Blunderworld’s stadium is called CJB Ogre Graveyard (named for @cjblackburn ) and we have so far buried 2 ogres there!

Dig a third hole and I'll meet you in Altdwarf! If Supa survives this and the next season...

 

[helGn]

Can we unpin this thread?

 

[Street]

Why, because no one uses the bounty board?