Ostland : Something about punching (S21 Fluff)

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can't believe @Orielensis' Blunderworld are still kicking around... and what are they doing down in tier 3??
 

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While I approve of maining and killing any AG4 Ogres or ST5 elves remember that is the race that is important and not the stat line.
There is nothing wrong with ST5 AG4 vampires.
 

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While I approve of maining and killing any AG4 Ogres or ST5 elves remember that is the race that is important and not the stat line.
There is nothing wrong with ST5 AG4 vampires.
As long as they cas a thrall with every move they make i'm willing to agree on this one ;)
 

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You didn't see my dice last season. I was removing thralls far quicker than my opponents.
 

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They have a special feature called "tier 2 dice" which kicks in to prevent us setting an altdwarf best in race :mad:
As long as you tear up everyone else in our div, i'm happy enough. Good thing about gobs is that they're claw-proof. GL this season, mate.
 

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I did though, i played the Humans that finished 4-0 vs your vamps because your thralls were falling left and right

I remember that game and you may be surprised to hear it wasn't the worst dice of my season.
I manage to remove 2 thralls and a vamp on turn 1 in one of the games.
 

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This might be a silly question, but... what's an ogre elf?
 

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Yikes. I mean, I'm chainsaw-ing anyway, so I don't really care about str or agi, but how many players like that are there in our division??
 

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Yikes. I mean, I'm chainsaw-ing anyway, so I don't really care about str or agi, but how many players like that are there in our division??
Two, Tys has one and Cj.

Although i am personally more scared of Dubskullz and the Ded Apo Deds
 

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I wonder who has the privilege of starting against the underworld... could be season ending right there...
 

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This might be a silly question, but... what's an ogre elf?
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Holy crap-balls... I just saw on the vampire roster that there's TWO vamps with str5 there also... High-roll much?
 
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Ok, so since it seems like we'll have another few days (?) before the matches begin, there is a little time for fluff and stuff.

Here are my gobbo goals for the season:
1. Survive a game vs. Blunderworld with less than 200tv loss
2. Kill/perma-hurt a player worth more than 200tv
3. Get through a game without any dead/perma-hurt gobbos and trolls
4. Acquire a Hail Mary Bomber
5. Acquire a wrestle goblin for the roster
6. Sack an opposing ball carrier with a bomb
7. Succeed in a throw-team-mate one turn touchdown
8. Jerry (last season's hero gob) to survive the season
9. Acquire a dirty player goblin for the roster
10. Promote to tier 2

If I can make 5 out of these 10 goals stick, I'll consider it a successful season...
 
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