They've done it!

Citizen Nev

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THE SOYLENT GREENSKINS HAVE WON A GAME

THEY HAMMERED THE GREEN NATIONALS 2-1 IN THE QUARTER FINALS OF THE CRUNCHED CUP

CREDIT GOES TO A CANNY WIZARD, A CHEF WHOSE HALF-TIME FEAST WAS SUPERB AND TO TEAM SUPERHERO MORG N THORG also some snotlings scored

THEY MARCH ON INTO THE SEMIS, FEARED BY ALL. CRUNCH CUP COURIER CORRESPONDENT NEVILLE TASCHMANN CREAMS HIS PANTS.

5 DROWN BENEATH FLOODS OF ORC TEARS AS GREEN NATIONALS SENT HOME IN DISGRACE.

LOUD NOISES!
 

Citizen Nev

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Bomber Dribblesnot, Ripper the Troll, Scrappa Sorehead, Ugroth Bolgrot, Geargrinder the Cyborc.

Varag Ghoul-Chewer, can you hear me? Varag Ghoul-Chewer.

Your boys took one helluva beating. Your boys took one helluva beating.
 

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Now they only have to do it twice more, and Neville might survive?
 

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Bomber Dribblesnot, Ripper the Troll, Scrappa Sorehead, Ugroth Bolgrot, Geargrinder the Cyborc.

Varag Ghoul-Chewer, can you hear me? Varag Ghoul-Chewer.

Your boys took one helluva beating. Your boys took one helluva beating.

LOL, excellent twist on that famous piece of commentary :D
 

Citizen Nev

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D6 Luck

Nationals - 16.25
Soylents - 13.65

2D6 Luck

Nationals - 0.67
Soylents - 14.16

Block Success

Nationals - 65%
Soylents - 67%

As usual they mean little. My Fireball stats are included as good luck for the Nationals and aren't included in 2d6 rolls where they didn't break any armour.

Also it says I passed all of my TTM rolls which I didn't as I needed rerolls.

Doesn't mention the Nationals TD came from a failed pick up which scattered into an Orc in th eend zone who picked up the bouncing ball in a TZ
 
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