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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    BB3... @Sephorin 1. You don't die quite as often (good for rats)... 2. The spp is spent rather than diced for, so you have to save for the specific skills you want... 3. There are limits to MV etc so no MV10 gutters any more, and if you were daft enough (I was...) to save up for an increased...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    KIKI STARTS UP FRONT SHOCK HORROR!! So Kiki, I gather that due to injuries, you'll be starting in attack this week? Coach Mr Spoofy, he like bear wid sore 'ead.. he say whole team buggeredup... chance for Kiki.. show what Kiki do best...score plenty goals.. then Kiki big star... preety girls and...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    KIKI LATEST SHOCK INTERVIEW!!! Back to the action then Kiki? "Yeah, Kiki been doin' the trainin' an' all that... Meester Spoofy he say Kiki fit as butchers dog, an' this season Kiki gonna be right in de action an' that... no more pickin' up de dog mess for Kiki..." "Kiki gonna be the star, an'...
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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    The last Champion.. sounds epic.. like a film title...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    Look... I was in a division with 3 Orc teams and still finished second... In those heady days before I was cheated out of my place in the premiership... By underhand deviousness...
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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    My boys are fed the finest cheeses and then soundly thrashed for failing in their god given tasks (other deities are available)... Only Victory is sufficient.... Its a carrot and stick situation, but with less carrot.... I have this sneaking underlying suspicion that it may have something to do...
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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    My boys are pretty inferior, and I've been at it for years.... and playing Bloodbowl too...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    I've heard that the Tizmeister is over rated... And Nuff was just taking the piss due to some kind of insult which Ol' Tizzy had, at some point perpetrated...against person or persons unknown, at some point in the past... distant or otherwise... Nuff didn't say what it was, but... I was assured...
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    Just introducing myself

    And if you need abusing then I am the Official (provisional) Scheissenmeister, and can oblige at any time of day or night (conditions apply)
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    KIKI STARS IN PORN MOVIE SHOCK HORROR!!! The Blue Jays star Kiki was today lying low, deep in trouble, trying to ride out the shock discovery by his fans of a blue movie he recently starred in. The movie, "Kiki takes a nap" was apparently filmed during one of the Jays recent games... Our...
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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    @djikicigo Nah,, its Dicky...
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    Season 36 Unauthorized Fluff Thread

    You're all toast... the lot of you... If my boys were out there, there'd be blood and snot flying... mostly mine probably..but..... Death... yes death... mustn't forget death... and lots of it .... Naplam of course.... the smell of victory in the morning... yes.. no bloodbowl without a touch of...
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    Just introducing myself

    What!!? not a big fan of skaven!!! after all we've been through... right thats it!! I'm divorcing you right here and now... no more snuggles for cutie now... I've never been so insulted in my entire life blah blah blah blah... Don't your rats bite? Mine are always looking for a sly nibble... at...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    KIKI WANTS AWAY...SHOCK HORROR!! Kiki, the Jays only star has had little action during the season.. Tired of clicking his heels on the bench, he spoke to our intrepid reporter... "So Kiki, I've been hearing rumours on the grapevine about a possible transfer..." "Ees true...I'av bin cruel...
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    Elf Mighty BlueJays - The Fast and the Dead

    Those are my gutter runners you've been smashing... I am sorely vexed... my vexation knows no bounds... I have even been using the electroprod in training, to speed up my lads progress... Since playing like a Noob on Philosan... (fortifies the over fifties) against your poisonous pointy eared...
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