Hilarious 0-0 tie between Coachman's Throw Me a Sandwich and Wyrmwood. He ground away at my team as Khemri will do, knocking out Gorbo early on and only failing to score at the end of his 8th turn because he just couldn't resist a juicy looking foul on Gruechitter the Foul as he lay prone on the pitch after piling on to one of his players. TWEEEET!!! And that was the end of the first half (Gruechitter was KOed but came around during the halftime show).
Then I received, he harried what was left of my team and I attempted a daring play by handing off the ball to the amazing Zeem Warpfire and dodging him past a hole in his ranks, after which he sprinted up the pitch followed by Spider Swindlegrin for light backup. He managed to sprint in a 1D blitz with what I think was his only Tackle player, knocking Zeem down with a Defender Stumbles and knocking the ball into the stands -- where it thrown clear across the pitch no less than three times, ending up giftwrapped near my end zone. Before his turn was up, he managed to outmaneuver, injure, or KO all of my players who had any hope of retrieving the ball, leaving me with only Zeem, Gorbo, and a rookie goblin on the pitch as his Thro-Ra and another player lurched towards the ball. That time, he failed to get the TD due to Khemri butterfingers -- or, I guess, arthritic bone hands. Twice his Thro-Ra tried to pick up the ball, and twice it failed, leaving us with a 0-0 score at the end of the match.
There were many injuries and KOs, as well as a number of Khemri tweeted off the pitch for fouling. Gorbo regenerated a concussion and one of his Blitz-Ras rose from the dead (again) after Zeem killed it. The only permanent casualty was my +1 STR gobbo, who broke his neck, and will likely be retired -- we both agreed that he was TV bloat anyway.