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All Indus Together [S18 fluff thread]

Discussion in 'Big Crunch 2' started by Orielensis, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. Orielensis

    Orielensis Well-Known Member

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    Well ... with apologies to about half of you this may be a tougher rookie division than usual given the number of very gifted veteran coaches gracing Indus this season. Hopefully this will be a great learning experience. Who are we kidding??? This is blood bowl it will be HELL ON TOAST!

    Great to have you all and the sooner you are all in the sooner I can defy @Ilgoth and start the competition ridiculously early. So get signed up guys so we can get started! (Bonus mention to the wonderful @helGn and @BallztotheWalla who are already in.)

    I will be your admin for the season so any problems, issues, questions, absences, etc, please get in touch here or on steam or discord.

    @notorious noob @Larkstar @willpower68 @Kawira @riffCannon @JamesJenks92 @KOMEDIANT @GobbieMarauder
     
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    Right den! 'Ere we go wiv another 'orrible lot ov clueless coaches wot thinks it iz a good idea to try there handz at bloodbowl.

    Big bozz @Ilgoth haz asked da head coach of the league's prettiest team Blunderworld for his predikshunz. Well dat's easy innit? I predict deff! DEFF! :skull::skull::skull:

    1. The DELFonics - Dark Elf - @BallztotheWalla . I haz put my gold on coach ballz before and he did not let me down. Dark elfz iz not da easiest team to start off but dey is still strong and with dis coach in charge I think dey will triumph.

    2. Flings Landing - Halfling - @Larkstar . He will not thanks me for dis and da rest of you might tink I haz gone mad but yes I iz sayin' da little guys iz gonna terrorise dis rookie division and compete for top spot. Dis coach has worked miracles with flings too often to count him out!

    3. Regor's Missing Carnival - Kislev - @notorious noob . Very tough to play at 1000 tv dese jumping Russians and da dice can make it all go wrong but I haz to put my faith in one of the league's greatest coaches to pull ov a regular promotion place.

    4. Goobie's Goons - Orc - @GobbieMarauder . Tough to pick which of the orc boyz will do da best. Dis iz my best guess!

    5. Tool - Dark Elf - @riffCannon . Dese other Darkies could make me look stoopid and do a lot better. Dis bein' tier 4 I iz confident dey will be promoted, but competition maybe too tough for da top 3.

    6. New Orks Times - Orc - @helGn . Strong starting team da green boyz and dis iz another team I think will comfortably go up next seezun. A lot will depend on da favour ov Nuffle against da other contenders.

    7. B.T.K.A - Orc - @willpower68 . Experienced team but da unusual choice of gobbo an' pilin' on troll makes me think they ain't da strongest of da orc contenders. Yeah my team is full ov gobbos too but den I ain't got any choice do I???

    8. LiverBirds - Pro Elf - @KOMEDIANT . Will place best of da new boyz to da league I think. Dey iz not da best elves these pros but dey iz still elves.

    9. Dustland Raiders - Khemri - @JamesJenks92 . Khemri vulnerable too da dice an' dis iz a new coach I don't know. Maybe he will surprise me?

    10. Crimson Infinity - Vampire - @Kawira . Very tough challenge dis new coach haz set himself by tryin' too start out wiv vamps. Unless he haz made some powerful sacrifice to Nuffle dis will be a hard seezun.

    So dere we are. Don't like it? Prove me wrong boyz!
     
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    alright I begrudgingly accept your apologies
     
  4. Orielensis

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    No whining from experienced coaches! I see Frankolino is moaning about Lustria but I think Indus is even worse for t4. Truly an elite squad. At least some of the great coaches in this division have taken pretty duff races ...
     
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    Gonna go down as one of my worst decisions. :D :skull::skull::skull:
     
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    so youre saying this was a bad time to take the plunge with Khemri? Im not sure when there is a good time tbh
     
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  7. helGn

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    Every time im in t4 my division is above avg, I start to think it might just be that you guys want to keep me company.
    Anyway me ork, me smash! Tis be new times, New Orks Times!
     
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    Just roll great and wreck everyone
     
  9. BallztotheWalla

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    Don’t worry I’m playing a nerd team that I have no idea how to play ..:)

    As far as I can tell we got:
    1 orc (buh!!)
    2 dark nerds
    1 khemri:cool:
    1 larkstars hafling murder squad
    1 kislev suicide squad
    1 pro nerds
    Anybody know what the rest of the teams are?
     
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    Come on @GobbieMarauder and @Kawira - we can still be first with a full division and to kick off!

    First I tells ya!
     
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    Love the thread title :D

    And there are no "easy" games around here anymore, if there ever were. T4 is either pro coaches rerolling or someone new who goes 8-0-1.

    Good luck Indus, lets see how I do as big dog in Lustria. Based on previous results not well is my guess.
     
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    :(:(:(
     
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    Indus you are all signed in you marvellous people :D

    @doohickey claims his Averland mens (including me!) were first but he is of course not to be trusted
     
  15. BallztotheWalla

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    Final tally:
    3 orc (buh!!)
    2 dark nerds
    1 khemri:cool:
    1 larkstars hafling murder squad
    1 kislev suicide squad
    1 vampire
    1 pro nerd

    apart from the orc gangbang it’s a pretty decent mix of “fun” teams.
     
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    3 orcs. Atleast the others can go splat
     
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    Green meanies are lame :(
     
  18. Orielensis

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    And only 2 experienced teams, one of those is 3 games old and the other is flings.

    Should be a lot of fun
     
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    Time to post the coach list into an orc randomizer @Orielensis
     
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