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Averland Aversion Therapy [S16 fluff thread]

Discussion in 'Big Crunch 2' started by Orielensis, May 11, 2019.

  1. Orielensis

    Orielensis Well-Known Member

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    Because if this doesn't destroy your love for blood bowl then I don't know what will!

    Boring mid table obscurity? Not a bit of it! Any division can have the funniest, edgiest smack talk and this season it will be Averland!

    A big welcome to our coaches. Disgracefully, four of you are not signed up yet. I am a take no prisoners kinda guy (Dubskullz generally eats them anyway) so calling out:

    @Dionysian @Nooobody @Antonis and @Ernedar

    Get signed up guys so we can get started!

    I will be your admin for the season so any problems, issues, questions, absences, etc, please get in touch here or on steam or discord.
     
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    Reserved for predictions
     
  3. Nooobody

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    Y-Y-Y-Yes master! I'm on it master!

    It is done m'lord.
     
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    This is the season the Mordheim Bodysnatchers are gonna make their own mark in BC2 history or die trying!
     
  5. Orielensis

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    Spoiler:

    My prediction is going to be: “die trying”
     
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    Everyone so high TV in here :/
     
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    With a high probability yeah
     
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    My prediction is..... that I’ll be getting a lot more wizards & bribes this season than I did last :)
     
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    Done. Hello everybody.
     
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    You are each allotted a sacrifice of one peasant. Please do not even breathe in the direction of the Lady's glorious Knights and allow them to go about their business. Thank you for your time, this has been my TED talk.
     
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    Guys by way of an update Dionysian seems to be missing currently so we will make a decision about replacing tomorrow. I know some of you will be impatient to start creating work for the funerals industry.
     
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    I'm 99% sure this is the right place.

    Hey everyone!! Me and my Wood Elves are back from an extended vacation (last played season 11).

    I know it's going to be tempting, and I can't really blame you, but I am going to have to ask you all to refrain from killing Neville until at least halfway through the season. He is the only reason I am still playing this stupid team and I will be very sad if he dies game one and I have to put up with the rest of this miserable lot for 2 months without him. :)
     
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    Welcome to the party!
     
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    Just reserve your Apothecary only for Neville and he’ll be fine :)


    Apothecaries are talented professionals who will ensure he’s fixed up in no time :)

    Also if he’s going to die, you should ensure I kill him, so that he can continue his blood bowl career :) So jump into a cage next to my mummies & wights in the hope of eternal life :)
     
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    Looks like we have all 10 tickets accepted now :) Keen as to see the draw :)
     
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    @Orielensis psssttt we need a scheduling thread.

    @simone de marco From memory you're yrDoctor, I can usually start matches from 0200 UTC - 1600 UTC most days, so just give me a yell with when would suit you best. I can also start upto 1h earlier/later if needed, it's just less convenient :p
     
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  18. Orielensis

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    MD9 seems a good time
     
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    2 weeks down, 7 more to go. You're on track so far!
     
  20. Orielensis

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    Lol