Keraunograf
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PSA For All Local Elf Teams!
Welcome, to Sumwar Ogre Teh Rainbow, your friendly Ogre Flower Shop and Boutique, located in local cold-as-hell Reikland! Our finest Ogre florists, magically trained by the Wood Elf Spellweavers, and magically modified to be herbivorous and only able to eat the most beautiful of arrangements.
We heard there were some of our cousins in the area who had to buy flowers from *Shudder* HUMANS, and decided to send our very best. In addition, we have sent gnoblars trained as beauticians to service the fine Pro Elf and High Elf teams in the area, who need just a little help perfecting their hairdos.
...Unfortunately, business has been slow, so we've been forced to draft the store into the local Blood Bowl league, as a new slot has opened up. Hopefully their skill in floral arrangements and hair cuts will translate properly onto the pitch, and they won't spend too much time eating the field itself!
Note: I'm a replacement for a MUCH more skilled team in the Reikland division, with a fresh stunty team. Going at it with 6 Ogres, and gonna rely on the 700-1200 in inducements I'm gonna get each match to get rerolls.
Welcome, to Sumwar Ogre Teh Rainbow, your friendly Ogre Flower Shop and Boutique, located in local cold-as-hell Reikland! Our finest Ogre florists, magically trained by the Wood Elf Spellweavers, and magically modified to be herbivorous and only able to eat the most beautiful of arrangements.
We heard there were some of our cousins in the area who had to buy flowers from *Shudder* HUMANS, and decided to send our very best. In addition, we have sent gnoblars trained as beauticians to service the fine Pro Elf and High Elf teams in the area, who need just a little help perfecting their hairdos.
...Unfortunately, business has been slow, so we've been forced to draft the store into the local Blood Bowl league, as a new slot has opened up. Hopefully their skill in floral arrangements and hair cuts will translate properly onto the pitch, and they won't spend too much time eating the field itself!
Note: I'm a replacement for a MUCH more skilled team in the Reikland division, with a fresh stunty team. Going at it with 6 Ogres, and gonna rely on the 700-1200 in inducements I'm gonna get each match to get rerolls.
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