Returning from a short stint as the official nut cracker for your own 'Borderin Orcs' we once again approach a new season of competition in Big Crunch. This year, after failing to hold our own water for more than a few games last season; we once again find ourselves on the fields of Averland.
Sogg-Sopp, Asst. Team Manager here to tell you about the changes and new look of your Season 10 Orcs of Inzanity.
Scouting report for Season 10 matches...
A season of inducement management is the theme for Season 10. 6-9 opponents this season will be spending in excess of 400K each week trying to get the upper hand on your Borderin Orcs.
MD-1 v Hudd’ Norseman – A rookie squad of Norseman Coached by a veteran. A tough first match for Coach Hudd, but 600K inducements should even the field a little, or not.
MD-2 v Edjapo’ Chaos – Second season for the Celebrities give them a +AG Beastman & 2x CW with Block. Still, 500K inducements might buy enough bandages.
MD-3 v sbr32’ Skaven – There Ratz, filthy, slimy, dodgey Ratz. The Orcs bring plenty of Tackle/ MB to the pitch and we shall attempt to capitalize on that to counter the MA of the Ratz.
MD-4 v Werebat’ Underworld – Having faced Wyrmwood in seasons past our history should tell a tale of rivalry. Instead, we look forward to enjoying a match week without Wizards, & Star Players.
MD-5 v Nota’ Elves - This team hails from Season 9 Reikland where the Orcs took advantage of AV7 v. MB/Tackle to score a needed win. We liked that feeling and will be bringing the same for this match day.
MD-6 v Ikoma’ Elves – Second week in a row for Elveses, sorry, squishy AV-7 Elveses. If they can keep a team together this late in the season a cool 500K inducements will be their only prize.
MD-7 v bjj hero’ Khemri – Of all the rookie teams the Orcs face this season the Khemri will be a strong opponent; especially with 6-games to garner some skills. 4x Tomb Guardians, a seasoned Coach, & 500K inducements might make this the match of the season.
MD-8 v Netsmurf Vampires – 3rd Season for Bite Me in Averland. 5-Vampires, 5-rerolls; what could go wrong. Oh yeah, Blood Lust; glorious, momentum crushing BL. And another match with no inducements; we look forward to this one for sure.
MD-9 v Mamutas Undead – A rookie team of Cheery Reapers coached by a rookie to Big Crunch. A fun bash test to finish the Season 10 in Averland. Probably facing another 500K inducements this week, but we’ll be there.
Good luck to everyone this season. Feel free to tenderize eachother prior to facing the Greenies of Orcdomn. Of course, Pints & Flagon’ after our matches are on my tab at the local Alehouse, bandages & crying towels are on your team Manager.