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Cruch Cup Snotling PUNISHMENTS

Discussion in 'Crunch Cup' started by Citizen Nev, May 24, 2012.

  1. Citizen Nev

    Citizen Nev Member

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    Crunch Cup Snotling PUNISHMENTS

    The Soylent Greenskins - Rookie all Snotling team and favourites to win every game.

    There are some out there who DOUBT that these godlike stunties WON't massacre their team when the two sides meet :mad:.

    As such I want suggestions for punishments for teams who:

    Draw with the Soylent Greenskins
    Lose to the Soylent Greenskins
    Fail to score against the Soylent Greenskins
    Do less Cas in their game vs the Soylent Greenskins
    Are beaten by more than 1TD vs the Soylent Greenskins

    The Soylent Greenskins general manager, owner of The Soylent Greenskin Canned Goods Corporation and former Deathroller driver Sraleks Fergalsson expects FULL AND EXCLUSIVE Courier coverage for ALL TSG games :cool:
     
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2012
  2. Gallows Bait

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    So you're looking for some kind of "Spotlight on Snots"? And perhaps a wall of shame?

    Hmmm.

    Interesting.

    :D
     
  3. kvasilad

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    Certainly sounds like a Courier column in the making :)
     
  4. Lebe666

    Lebe666 Well-Known Member

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    Like the Book of Shame in OCC... those that lose to a Goblin (?) team get put into the shame book !

    I think those that lose to snots deserve being mocked... :D
     
  5. Tergara

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    And the snotlings get a cookie.
     
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    "Snotlight"

    That pun wrote itself. Literally.
     
  7. Gallows Bait

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    Oooh, nice one. Not sure how I didn't see that.
     
  8. Barninho

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    Interesting that the enthusiasm for this seems to exclusively come from the guys who aren't in div 3. Given that my team is inevitably going to be the winner of four of these (the draw is a bit of a stretch) I would like to suggest the following punishments.

    1. All fellow coaches in the CC send an amount of money equivalent to £5 in English currency to the poor High Elf coach in question.

    2. Nobody ever mentions it again.

    3. The cruel snotling coach in question is forced to chronicle his experiences in the Courier throughout the competition for his impertinence in a column that can now only be called 'Snotlight'. Got to say I like the idea :D
     
  9. Lebe666

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    Your a weakling Barninho !

    You see a menace... I see a lot of small SPP packets running around ! :D
     
  10. Barninho

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    This game has taught me the true meaning of the word pessimism. Plus the more I think about it, the more I could see the snots being quite nasty.

    You've got dodge and side step, and enough inducements for a chef, bribes and Morg... against a starting team I can see that being a nightmare.
     
  11. Etheric

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    There are 16 of them, thought you needed space on your roster to hire a star?

    Clearly a chef could be a real pain, had a tough game vs some halflings at TV1000 when they took the chef and zara (who is REALLY hard to deal with for a rookie team), but as long as you have a player with block (or even better block and MB) then there is lots of spp to be had.
     
  12. Lebe666

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    Its not a nightmare... its a massacre ! :cool:

    Kill them quick enough and they can't foul / block. There are "only" 14 of them snots.

    Anyway... glad I'm in nice cozy safe Division 1 If I lose a game I can always blame Dwarven resilience or rats speed... :D
     
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  13. Barninho

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    Yeah I think it's fourteen players so there's plenty of scope for some star player action. Don't get me wrong, there's teams I'm more worried about facing, I just think the man who flaunts a snotling team has one or two tricks up his sleeve. If I have a tackler by then I'll feel much better about my chances...
     
  14. Lebe666

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    Morg n'Thorg would head straight to your poor tackler... :p
     
  15. Barninho

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    Let me rephrase that... I'd feel much better about my chances if I had three tacklers :)
     
  16. Altashheth

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    I can't wait to read snotlight.... Proud sponsors of the get Morg out of retirement and into full time play fund
     
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    As the OCC's resident all-snotling coach in the Stunty Cup, I applaud you. My record in the last StuntyCup in the OCC was 8/4/1.....shout when you need cheering up.

    BTW-OCC coaches are rightly petrified of my Wall of Shame!
     
  18. Citizen Nev

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    Snotlight you say? We'll see.........

    Your fears are all warranted by the way, TSG are STILL undefeated! :pow::pow::pow:
     
  19. Citizen Nev

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    Bump for Moguai :D
     
  20. Citizen Nev

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    By the way for those who care The Soylent Greenskins record reads:

    2-1 Loss vs Yellow Army (Amazon)
    1-1 Draw vs Ankh-Morpork All Stars (Human)

    Next up Lizzies.

    And I am currently writing 'Snotlight' for The Courier, which you can read in this weeks edition (It's a double feature today!)