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Crunch Cup Courier #53

Discussion in 'Crunch Cup Courier' started by John McGuirk, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. Barmution

    Barmution Well-Known Member

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    The injury types are not part of the statistics and your opponents don't need that much luck to break rat armor, I'm afraid :( Add into that the fact that you are playing a pretty suboptimal roster and I'm not really that surprised, tbh.

    If it's any consolation (I doubt it, tho), you are probably a shoe-in for the 'Most Horrifically Maimed Team' award or the like, especially now that there's so few Snotlings, Gobbos and Halflings in the cup.
     
  2. G20

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    It may have something to do with the skaven team concept being something along the lines of a bunch of guys getting in the way and having their asses kicked so the gutter runners can do @\/\/3$0/\/\3 shit. That means skaven - gutter runners is a team of guys designed to get their asses kicked. Ungood times.

    Edit: Another great Courier, btw.
     
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  3. Etheric

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    The Courier cannot be held responsible for not realising that 1-0 and 3-2 are the same touch down difference. :D.
     
  4. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk Well-Known Member

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    We felt in your case that some sort of recognition was deserved just for managing to switch your PC on. But then we discovered you were posting from a public library, so further TiAs are being withheld.
     
  5. Fallowheart

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    The Courier cannot be held responsible for conflicting scores or awarding two touchdowns to a Skaven team that bribed them with warpstone.
     
  6. John McGuirk

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    The Courier cannot be held responsible for introducing factual errors while correcting formatting ones.

    Actually, the Courier cannot be held responsible for introducing or correcting errors full stop.

    Perhaps it would just be quicker to say that whatever it is, the Courier cannot be held responsible.

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    The Courier cannot be held.
     
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    The Courier cannot be!!
     
  8. Fallowheart

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    Quite right, what! Responsibility, flim-flammery I say!
     
  9. Barmution

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    The difference is the same, only the reporter is of the glass-half-empty persuasion and therefore counts touchdowns conceded as of a higher absolute value than touchdowns inflicted? :p

    The Courier cannot be held responsible for clutching at straws...
     
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    Not quite accurate - my induced wizardly assistance actually brought the dark elf drive to a halt turning the ball over and allowing me take the lead in the second half. Rest of it is all good though :)
     
  11. Barninho

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    Can the Courier be held responsible for making me cry?
     
  12. Lebe666

    Lebe666 Well-Known Member

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    Your not crying after Nuffle gave you a consolation win against me ! :mad:
     
  13. Fallowheart

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    not until you suffer mental anguish...

    I can say no more as instructed by my lawyer G. Word-Knower Esq.
     
  14. kvasilad

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    Another brilliant Courier, bravo!

    For some reason I find this season's theme, with the most amiable Alfrik Gendelsson playing the lead part, to be the most entertaining of all the editions I've read :)
     
  15. Barninho

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    Lebe, I must admit that cheered me up a bit.
     
  16. Lebe666

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    Good ! At least my elves lives have meaning besides scoring TDs ! :p
     
  17. Barninho

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    They score TD's? I hadn't noticed.
     
  18. Lebe666

    Lebe666 Well-Known Member

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    Not when they are imitating flowers in a pot... getting their heads stuck in the ground :rolleyes: