I am soooo happy. Back in Averland for what seems like for ever. And with such nice and friendly and supremly talented people. I am really happy. You folks really make my day. Now i just need you to come on over sign up tell me why you will make me happy and be a perfect little bb coach that is on his way to T2. @Bainsy @Sataric @comfort_eagle @Orielensis @VulpesInculta @Manticoran @TravelScrabble @Mynimo1 @jrpeart @williamspd
You kiddos know each other and have taken the family route to T3. So there is not much I can tell you about you still… Ultimately correct predictions™ 6. Nordic Nooblets (@Bainsy) Norse; Decent enough group here with all the tools a lowish TV Norse team need… But Bainsy is new to the family! 1. Ebonfur Eviscerators (@Sataric ) Amazon; Last season’s champs will need to use the everclosing TV window zons have for being successful. I guess they can. 3. The West Anderson Fan Club (comfort_eagle ) Lizards; Not much on the saurus yet apart from the strength 5 promise for the future. But a couple of decent skinks will keep them close to the top in these parts. 2. Blunderworld (@Orielensis) Underworld; Yeah well they have the Blitzers and yes they will do damage but cmon guys this is a group full of gobbos and slowish ratz. Better coaches will stop this lot in T2 latest. 7. Oak-Land Raidahs (@VulpesInculta ) Pro Elf; They are pros…they will score. But will they score enough? Not much in the line of defensive skillz yet. And will they stay alive? In this friendly environment? Maybe! 4. Hopak Hoppers (@Manticoran ) Slann; This lot are the main profiteers of the friendly family ties in this division…Over 150 SPP already and that’s on the players that are still alive. Personally I am on the fence about the +agi on the catcher but still nuff skills for Slann do do well. 5. Withnail and Sons (@TravelScrabble ) Vampires; 4 Vamps and a strength 4 thrall and eh eh eh wait I’ll find something ah yes 15 players. Great team this. Great I tell you. 8. Horn Starz (@Mynimo1) Chaos; Yeah good news here. Quite a bit of block on the team. Bad news nothing much else. Oh and only two wins on the record isn’t exactly awe inspiring. 9. Ogre and Ogre Again (@jrpeart ) Ogres; Only 4 Ogres. Nuff said. OK OK one of them knows how to block. Yeah big deal…..haha get it BIG deal….Ogres….Big….haha…. Oh well nevermind. By the end of the season nobody else will either. 10. Black Fire Bombers (@williamspd ) Humans; Team has 26 games and only 1 win, this alone will get you 10th in the Ucp. On the upside the team does have the potential to win…
Having no way to detect sarcasm, I'll assume you mean every word you say, Mr Admin Boss Man. Looking forward to another season, and getting clawed to pieces again by @Orielensis. I will be happy when those rats get a manicure.
Well, given that we're... All in the same division... Again... Hello friends! XD I think we all know to expect silly amounts of risky and jumpy plays from me.
@Bainsy I noticed there was an issue with your ticket in the game client. I took the liberty of sorting it out. Next time you log on, there should be a ticket pending for the correct team now, ready for you to accept!
I've never seen a photo with both Bainsy and RK Blaze in it... Maybe-they-re-the-same-person!! and if you re-arrange the letters in 'RK Blaze', you totally-legit end up with I-Am-Lord-Voldemort. #rumours
Being drawn against all the same teams is really gonna blow my cover for how lucky they were last season darn it!
Here's my Averland predictions I have a feeling they will be remarkably accurate 1st place. @Sataric and his Amazons. 7-1-1. 2nd place. @comfort_eagle and his Lizards. 6-2-1 3rd place. @Orielensis and Underworld. 6-1-2 4th place. @VulpesInculta and his Pro Elves. Confusingly called Oak-land Raidahs, I keep thinking these are Orcs. 5-2-2 5th place. @Manticoran and Kislev 5-1-3 6th place. @TravelScrabble with his Vamps. 3-2-4 7th place. RK Blaze @Bainsy and Dwarfs Norse ??????? 8th place.@Mynimo1 with Chaos. 2-0-7. 9th place. @jrpeart and Ogres. 1-2-6 10th place. @williamspd with Humans. 0-1-8.
Way to go out on a limb there boss...this is the epitome of chalk. But 8th place might be too high for my Chaos boys - all they care about is getting more head...they are so stupid i keep telling them its 2 heads which just gets them excited. Working with a bunch of horny goats is hard work.
Psst, there are 2 3rd places and no 1st! Or you are just slyly covering up the fact you think @Orielensis will win it even though you don't like it! =P
I'm sure its no mistake. Pretty sure @Hudd will find a way to win this division too, somehow. My vote is on him for the number 1 spot.
Ok fixed that. Pretty Sure it had something to do with mutated goblins taking advantage after that fellow with the elongated canines stared at me for to long...
I'm here to disprove all the rumours that I am the Eddie the Eagle of the Blood Bowl coaching world. I know this because I cannot ski. My prediction for this season is... that the Black Fire Bombers WILL win a match. Of course, every Skaven west of the mountains knows the legend of how, when the Black Fire Bombers win a match in Averland, shadows will fall over Bogenhafen and the End of the World will be come upon us.