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Heigs Big Board of Bounties

Discussion in 'Big Crunch 2' started by helGn, Dec 1, 2017.

  1. Orielensis

    Orielensis Well-Known Member

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    Nuffle loves my blitzers anyone aiming at them will be thrice accursed!
     
  2. helGn

    helGn Well-Known Member

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    or get a bottle of ice wine :)
     
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  3. Street

    Street Well-Known Member

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    This guy right here:
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    This is Scrag, Scrag needs to die. I lowered my odds of getting a result to try and kill this Rotter, he decide to just get KO'd and hide for almost the whole of the rest of the match.

    Don't be like Scrag, when I want you dead, you die when I foul you!
     
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  4. Tirean

    Tirean Active Member

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    Who puts a rotter on a bounty board? How low are your standards!
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers Well-Known Member

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    I like it, shows dedication.
     
  6. helGn

    helGn Well-Known Member

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    I love it! I so hope it was helGn that did the fouling too!
     
  7. Hudd

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    I thought @Guinness had put some bounties on my players?

    Don't make me put bounties on my own! :D
     
  8. helGn

    helGn Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering if winning the league would get an automatic bounty on the player I found worthy. If @Guinness dont come arround to do the job i just might have to be clever
     
  9. Guinness

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    @Hudd & @helGn
    I did; however, I think I mentioned it in the Altdwarf threads and it never made it here, and since you're planning on retiring the team this season (so I understand) I will avoid making more work out of it. Next season I'm going to finance a few other people's bounties (since I rarely want things dead or maimed, and apparently I do it myself when I do)! @helGn who do you want to see dead? I have adequately sized pockets to help out with rewards for a few extra bounties. :)
     
  10. helGn

    helGn Well-Known Member

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    @Guinness he has won Altdorf twice, i feel the two players you struggle most with, maybe his killer and ag4 goat? Really anyone will do though.
     
  11. Hudd

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    Unlikely the team will retire this season. No matter how battered we get.

    Retirement will be when weasgor makes legend (12 spp needed, a tall order for 2 games) or if he dies... :)
     
  12. helGn

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    @Guinness Weasagor is a given, aint no legend if he doesnt have a bounty!
     
  13. cjblackburn

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    Player Name: cjblackburn
    Team Name: Tactical Crusaders
    Division: Reikland
    Coach: @Street
    Reason: There can only be one. cjblackburn is a kind and loving Beast of Nurgle and this numpty makes him a peasant on a Bretonian team. Such an insult can not stand and so I call on you my many dear minions to remove this stain from the name cjblackburn. This has nothing to do we me wanting to protect my place as top Bret. OK!
     
  14. Ilgoth

    Ilgoth Courier Staff

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    I approve this bounty.
     
  15. helGn

    helGn Well-Known Member

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    I like that 100% of Cjblackburn is on the bountylist
     
  16. TomSchnizz

    TomSchnizz Well-Known Member

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    Player Name: Agtoz Da Killa
    Team Name: The Blue Face Clan
    Current Division: Altdwarf
    Coach: @doohickey
    Reason for Bounty: This dirty and absolutely classless blitzer retired Frank Intell of the Frank Intell's Fun Bunch with what can only be considered a total sucker punch. It happened turn 5, md8, season 10 in Altdwarf.
    Reward offered : The coach who claims the bounty will be rewarded with a 'No Foul' card valid for one turn when we meet on the pitch.
     
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  17. doohickey

    doohickey Well-Known Member

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    OI! It was clearly a clean punch to the back of the skull! No foul play involved, Frank should know better than to turn his back to the mighty blitzers of the Blue Face Clan!
     
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    There will be more cjblackburns. We pop up everywhere.
     
  19. Regor

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    I want to collect the reward for killing the infamous Snake Eyes:

    "Player Name: Snake Eyez
    Team Name: Blunderworld
    Current Division: Averland
    Coach: @Orielensis
    Reason for bounty: Thouh shalt not suffer abominations to live
    Reward: A panegyric to the coach who claims either rat's life, if the same coach gets both of them they can have a bottle of ice wine as well.
    -Sent in by @TravelScrabble"

    Last game, Basil Kravchuk a DP Thrall, ended the life of the abomination knowed as Snake Eyes, a Boot from Hell!
    At turn 8, Snake Eyes used is PO to hit cousin Petar Król, in a angry moment Dirty Counts hypnotized 2 Goblins that they were protecting Snake Eyes on the ground, hitted another goblin and gang foul with Basil Snake Eyes for good. After that poor soul realesed for that cryptic body, witnesses say they heard macabre voices.

    More information: In a journalistic investigation, Cabal TV uncover that @stephB was at the stadium, in the end of the game, witnesses saw StephB giving a Golden Squigg as reward to Carnival.
     
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  20. Orielensis

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    @Ilgoth I demand a house rule that he gets returned to my roster as an undead terror with regen!
     
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