"Hold the line!" (Big Crunch Longevity List) By my quick count we're down to half of the fifty founding BC teams, and losses have been mounting in the battle against entropy. I salute my fellow survivors. Fight the burnout, folks! I have scores to settle and grudges to gain, so stick around and let's make this personal. Happy holidays! EDIT: THE BIG CRUNCH LONGEVITY LIST The following teams have survived at least three complete seasons of the Big Crunch: ELEVEN SEASONS Aggravated Nurglary [Nur] Zharr-Naggrund Ziggurats [ChD] TEN SEASONS Greenpeace Sucks [WoE] Pie-rats Ahoy! [Ska] Pixel Mafia [Hum] The Croakers [Nec] The Orciad [Orc] NINE SEASONS 867-5309 [DaE] ShortManSyndrome [Dwa] Typhoid Mary's [Nur] ~{ WYRMWOOD }~ [Uwd] EIGHT SEASONS (.) BC (.) [Orc] SEVEN SEASONS Borderin on Inzanity [Orc] Elysian Field Wanderers [Und] Foebreakers [Dwa] Lizards of Wall Street [Liz] Naggrund Burning Bulls [ChD] Southwest Voodoo [Nec] The Lizard Sanctuary [Liz] Villains of WoW [Und] SIX SEASONS Crush of Night [DaE] Dead Fusion [Nec] Disordered Personalities [Nur] Extraordinarily Ordinary [Hum] Great Fighting Cats [Nor] Greater Ulthuan Heroes [HiE] Lykstag Lemmingz [Uwd] Twerking Grrlz [Ama] The Wrath of Khorne LJ [Kho] White Owls of Darkmyst [WoE] FIVE SEASONS A Cavalcade of Stars [Ogr] Complete Beard [Dwa] D0rfs Hate You Too! [Dwa] Furfeet of Oddball Dunst [Hal] Hell Pit Heroes [Ska] Probability of Success [Gob] R.E.D [Cha] Show Stoppers! [Elf] FOUR SEASONS All Star Sedai [Ama] Axes of Doom [Dwa] Baltimore Five-O [DaE] Bite Me - Fang Boy [Vam] Black Hearted Buccaneers [Hum] Bloody Omens [Vam] Druchi Neogoation Tactics [DaE] Forget Me Now [Ska] J-Dawgs [Hum] Nuts for the Nuts God [WoE] Rats All Folks! [Ska] Sparkletree Slaughterers [Cha] The Half Whites [Orc] Tin Foil Hatters [Elf] Wannabe D0rfs [ChD] THREE SEASONS Adeptus Medicus [Hum] Afterlife [Nec] Aphotic Plague [Ska] Beerwars [Nor] Blackmountain Blacksheep [ChD] Chaotic Celebrities [Cha] Chigreton Fam [Khe] Cruentus Lacertae [Liz] Cruncholution [Elf] Deadly Laughter [Und] Elven Punishment [WoE] Fendship is Magic [Ama] Furious Fantasies [Ama] Gangsta Rat [Ska] Inexorable Dust [Khe] Mechanical Revolutions [Ama] Princess Revenge [Ama] Richtersaurus Impact [Liz] Souleaterz [Und] Team Halloween (BC) [HiE] The Clown Academy [Hum] Why Can't We Have Trousers [Nor] Your A Nation [Khe] Will you hold your place on this most illustrious of lists? Will you hold your team to join it? Did I miss anyone? Fight on!
Sliverus stepped forward, a brazen grin of defiance on his weathered face. He snaps his fingers and 11 druchii walk from the shadows to fall in behind him... 'Hold fast,' he says 'Hold fast, or the last thing you'll see in this world is the point of my dagger...' Glad I stuck with it. I'm having fun, and enjoying even the rough parts. If I can... you can.
If he dies he dies. Im losing Dwarfs left and right but shortmansyndrome are here to stay. Its a shame that the lesser races dont have the minerals to go the distance.
Villains will stay and try to "find" more of those "empty" money bags teams get for getting promoted.
The Ziggurats are here, forever chasing a top but not the top position (First season 4th, second season 3rd - what will the third season give?)
Entombed and Exhumed hope to stick around, but are going to need better dice if they dont want to get sent down to Averland.
All Star Sedai getting terrorized in the lower divs since 2013. And we get to meet the Typhoid Mary's this match day
While this is only their second season Talk to the Hand!! is looking forward to getting more Fend on the team for the pure annoyance factor. Meeting a dwarf team in MD3 while being 600TV down might be the end of the experiment though.
Unless Nuffle frowns upon you I doubt you'll be broken that badly. I've won vs Dorfs as Amazons before, you can too. Wait. Why am I encouraging you? I mean prepare to meet your doom as my so called weirdest Dorf team Gyasi has ever seen Guard/MBs you to DEATH!!!!!!!!!
Just in case you need further encouragement to guard/MB those floozies to death, i heard their blitzer Not in a Million Years! to compare dwarven beer to snotlings piss, and further mocking dwarfs by saying that they are nothing more than halfflings who have lived long enough to grow a beard (scraggly one at that).
Pixel Mafia will outlast you all!!!!* Your grandchildren's grandchildren will be proud to know that YOU were there to witness the Mafia's humble beginnings... *subject to the team not being irrecoverably mangled
Makes me wish my Undead team Graveyard Gang was in BC, just so we could have a gang war of the Dead VS the Digital.