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Nordland Fluffy Monkeys

Discussion in 'Big Crunch' started by Dionysian, Aug 5, 2015.

  1. Dionysian

    Dionysian Well-Known Member

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    This season in Nordland we have... who cares. If any of you were any good you'd be in Altdwarf. Predictions may follow in due course.
     
  2. Nikolai II

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    I could agree, but I also want to be in Nordland. It's the right place to be. :D
     
  3. Dionysian

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    S10 Predictions

    Davo’s Deadly Desires – AndyDavo

    A one season old Delf team, that’s developing nicely, and at the helm is the finest BB coach ever to live (at least in his own mind). Promoted from Averland in 2nd place, which I’m sure the coach will (rightly) consider an abject failure hanging around his neck like a millstone all season.

    Prediction: 10th


    Mechanical Revolutions – cjblackburn

    Another promotion from Averland. Coached by the head of the shadowy cabal that decides promotion/relegation/divisional placement according to random whim. Some early stat-ups give these Zons much potential for the future, but the delayed guard spam will likely hurt them this season.

    Prediction: 10th


    Zharr-Naggrund Ziggurats – Dreamy

    Dropping from Altdwarf in 10th. A major strength of Chorf teams is their efficiency, but these are bloaty (the laziest coach in CyBowl hasn’t gotten around to firing Zorn Uzkrag yet). A season one team and, having never done anything of note in that time, there’s no reason to assume this will be a breakout season. Exposed.

    Prediction: 10th


    Pixel Mafia – Ging

    Dropping from Altdwarf in 7th. Another season one team, these humans should be applauded for adopting the Both Down convention of applying skill-ups via random dice roll.

    Prediction: 10th


    Southwest Voodoo – 0800 Anarch

    A Nordland retainee. Nice wolves. One ghoul yet to show up for training camp. The real question when facing this team is which coach you will face. The over/under (for the number of times Anarch can’t be bothered to play and gets his brother to fill in) is set at 2.5

    Prediction: 10th


    Deadly Laughter – Zungado

    Nordland retainee. This undeadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd (edit: the writer fell asleep on the keyboard at the prospect of writing about undeaddddddddddddddddddddddd (edit: that’s enough of that))


    Complete Beard – Jakerbeef

    Another Nordland retainee, having snatched mediocrity from the jaws of victory during last season’s run-in. Some may say that the coach has an unfortunate tendency to over-indulge in kill skills on other races, but with these dwarves, arguably the race that most benefits from PO spam, not a single PO blocker can be found. While we would love to see a noble dwarf team triumphant….

    Prediction: 10th


    Tin Foil Hatters – tentaakkeli

    Expect a demonstration of why the Elf team lost their ‘pro’ appellation.

    Prediction: 10th


    He Did The Monster MASH – Kalick

    One season old Necro who managed to grab onto the coattails of the other teams promoting from Averland. Unexposed, but…

    Prediction: 10th


    Baltimore Five-0 – Mikko

    1st in Averland last season, having out-Davo’d Davo. AG6 Blitzer and widely underrated coach. These Delves have a flawless season incoming.

    Prediction: 1st
     
  4. cjblackburn

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    I think you made a mistake and missed a 0 in Mikko's prediction.
     
  5. Jakerbeef

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    lol

    Wish I could have used this division to get a look at Mikko before our OCC Championship tilt, but either way I'll be gunning for 3pts in one of them. Famous last words eh.
     
  6. Mikko

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    You mean the widely known as luckiest git alive (when nuffle isnt on his period). And if this does not count as jinxing someones season i dont know what will. (you git) :D

    ps. If i finish 1st and the rest of these fools all end up in the 10th place, does that mean i get the runners up prize too? :p
     
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    3 points closer to the much coveted 10th place finish. The rest of you are behind me till you play your matches.
     
  8. AndyDavo

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    CJ - i've managed to correct that. We're up next week too. Should be fun! :)

    Dio - great write up. Loved the 9 teams finishing second idea. Won't the tie breakers be a right twat though?? Oh and there wan't one mention that Jaker is the luckiest coach ever! Oversight?

    Mikko - This might explain the luck in our game - i think you owe Dio.
     
  9. cjblackburn

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    Still creeping up to the admin Andy?

    I suspect I will be fouling alot so that will be fun.
     
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    Looking at their performance on MD1, take the "elf" out of them too :D
     
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    Y'see, it's funny cos I'm not lucky! Ahahahaha
     
  12. cjblackburn

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    You get to play in the BC. You sir are extremely lucky. :rolleyes:
     
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    I am enjoying our budding rivalry. That is a minor blessing.
     
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    I miss Bathoz though. :(
     
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    Ah the feeling in BB when the little things go your way and all is going well. You believe it will last forever and you are the greatest coach ever. I'm sure nothing can stop my Amazons now. Who's next? Dwarves. Well I'm sure BB wont be too mean.
     
  16. Jakerbeef

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    You might be changing your sig in a few days :D
     
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    Apologies all, I will need to withdraw from this season as the house I moved into turns out not to have internet.
     
  18. Phunbaba

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    And it appears I will be replacing Zungado.
     
  19. cjblackburn

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    Oh goody more Dwarfs. Apart from that welcome back Phun.
     
  20. Phunbaba

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    Hate you too. :) Now to wonder if I get to play you before this season is over. :pow: