“Well, Rifeldin, here we are. Suffering, deprived, thousands of miles from civilization, with nothing but endless barbarism as far as the eye can see. We shall have to be tough to survive, and put up with these near unsurvivable conditions.” The two elves sat in the tea room at the Altdorf Grand Hotel. “I don’t know how we’ll survive, sir,” said High Assistant Rifeldin “It’s going to be ghastly,” said High Coach Remtharion, taking a sip of tea. “But at least the bare essentials are slowly coming together. Progress report?” “Well sir, the new High Mansion is under construction, but should be finished in time for you to move in before the first games,” said Rifeldin. “Good, good, finally some minimal comforts.” “The attached Exile Stadium is nearing completion as well. As directed, the one hundred foot statue of you is being shipped over from Ulthuan in stages, and will stand over the main entrance when it arrives. It has capacity for more people than I believe live in this country, marble seating and two five star restaurants.” “Excellent.” “I must ask sir, given your… hurried exit from Ulthuan—” “Very unfortunate,” said Remtharion. “Yes sir. Most people manage to only accidentally insult either the Phoenix King or the Everqueen. Both at once was…” “Very unfortunate,” said Remtharion. “Yes sir. But as I was asking, given these circumstances, how are we affording all this?” Rifeldin looked over his notes. The ‘income’ column was empty. The expenses column involved too much paper to carry around. “Ah, do not worry, Rifeldin! There are various grants for these things, this OFL league is very prestigious! Also, I have connections with the Commissioners, a rodent acquaintance from the old days, and you know I get along well with Ogres. The Iron Commissar-Tyrant was very agreeable. He’s been having these massive stadiums built everywhere you know. Some sort of tax scheme, I’m assuming.” “I see sir. There is just one more matter that we should consider.” “Yes, Rifeldin?” “Acquiring any players at all, sir” The Greater Ulthuan Exiles Amazing Team Logo Provided by Astrospider! Hello everyone, after a long break from Bloodbowl, I’m back! I’m playing over in the OFL, which is just starting up again as well. Hoping I’ll have more time in my schedule for bloodbowl again in the future, but for now I just have time for one league. It's good to see so many familiar names around!