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Ostland Oddities (S12 Fluff)

Discussion in 'Big Crunch 2' started by FemurMuertez, Jun 22, 2018.

  1. FemurMuertez

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    Well look at you. Here you are, all bold and ready to be torn to pieces. Goodie.
    Looks like a nice mixture of bash and agility... And stunty? Damn! Apparently great things are bound to happen here this season. Make it a good one y'all!

    So, greeting to y'all! I will be your admin this season and you have all been placed under my supervision and dominion here in Ostland. Keep in mind that I may be harsh but I am also fair and just. Therefore everyone has the same chances to influence my righteous decisions (no checks, cash only).

    @DireSickFish
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    @James Rye
    @EvilSmoothie
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    @motb
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    @mamutas
    @Swuul
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    Accept those tickets ASAP so we can get the season started. It´s way too dull at the moment. I demand fluff, maiming and mayhem! Keep me entertained!

    And hell, just for the fun of it, you could even place a few bounties! You know you want to! I know I want you to! So now when you read this you know that I know that you know that I want you to want to place those bounties so... So... You get the point.

    Let me know if there are any problems.

    Good luck and start boasting!
     
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    After a half bottle of firejuice and two hours of sleep on a logpile, the standings finally arrived to me.

    These are the soon-to-be final standings. Read and weep.

    1. R.W.B.Y. - @DireSickFish

    2. Jar of Flies - @Trunkhead

    3. Claw & Order - @Crowdog09

    4. Pineforest Guardians - @Swuul

    5. Chorty - @mamutas

    6. The Maleficent Knights - @Scaritus

    7. We Roll Skulls - @EvilSmoothie

    8. Fractured But Whole! - @motb

    9. The Noble Orcs – Sengil89 / @James Rye

    10. West Shire Weedies (BC2) - @RJCarrot
     
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    @DireSickFish where do I get one of those ag5-turned-ag6-turnedbackto-ag5, move busted, niggles witches? They look neat
     
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    I'm about to give her retirement. Holding onto her last season had me giving up to much in inducements for what she's worth.
     
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    God damn it, I dindn't drop! Should have lost against the bearded stunties after all! >.<
     
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    No one dropped, so many rerolls/breaks.
     
  7. mamutas

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    And you you've got mine nearly rookie Chorfs to love and cherish as well. As far as I can see I'll be getting at least 200K inducements in each game.
    Just no more killing, ok?
     
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    Chorf coach saying no more killing, that's like a Halfling saying no more buns. Feels Bad Man.
     
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    If I'd be interested in killing, i'd be playing Norse. ;)

    Instead I pick Armor 9 guys, so I can just survive. Nonetheless, I had 3 deaths (including a bull in game 2) in 1st season and kill none on my own. :(
    Feel better now? o_O
     
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    I promise to do as much maiming as possible, besides, isnt it the whole point of BLOODbowl? As Morg'n'Thorg puts it, it would be better without the whole bowl thing.
     
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    Spoken like a true Norse coach. Thumbs up!

    But, I think it was Bob Bifford, not Morg. :D
     
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    In this thread we seem to have terrible shortage of division admin predictions for the season :( I thought one might expect the predictions to be published *before* the season has been played? :eek:
     
  15. FemurMuertez

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    I do not predict.
    I only give a verdict.
    And for misbehaviour thou shall be severely punished.
    I will make a listing of this divisions soon-to-be final standings later today (if I feel like it after work). Hopefully I can insult most of you... But sadly, someone has to be number one.
     
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    I'm insulated just to be down here with you hoolagins. I was supposed to be in Altdorf *sobs*
     
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    I am disappointed, if you do not predict my team to end up last. It is an admin tradition, after all.
     
  18. FemurMuertez

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    That is true, I double checked. He really is insulated. That level of insulation just earned you your position in the soon-to-be final standings. There is only so much of insulation a person can take.

    Oh, that spot is already reserved. Just to disappoint you, thou shan´t be predicted last! Alas, thou are now jinxed and propably will.
     
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    I like 5. 5 is a good spot.
     
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    I do not like the lack of disrespect for the flings.... they gave your #1 pick a run for his money. Even with his AG5 and his 1k more TV and what not... if only my flings scattered better ><