Jim: And it´s a bunch of halflings accompanied by Treemen! Welcome, welcome, welcome ladies aaaaaaand gentlemen! Today we are looking at a sensation of this upcoming Crunch cup! This team has won the hearts of the fans by only losing 3 times in their warmup games and winning just as many times! Bob: You sure? It´s halflings. They just can´t have won that often! Jim: I´m sure! We´ve even got their coach as our guest! Hello...uhm..you call yourself Blassc_end? We´ll go with B if you´re okay with that. B: Hello. Jim: So, why do you coach those halflings? You have coached a lot of elven teams in the past, but this must be your all time low. B: It´s not. Jim (whispering): Come on, give me something to work with. B: Nope. Jim (sighing): Okay. Then, tell me what your plans with the team are. B: I´ll try to make them win. Duh. Bob: Hey, do I get to say something too? Jim: No! Bob: I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!*smashing the table* B: I´ll just leave then. *muttering* Clowns. And those guys look down on halflings. ____________________________________ Team roster: Plans: Cutting the catch fling and the multiblock tree, I really shouldn´t have picked it. Also getting an apo. Apo´s the priority, not sure if I should do it all at once, though the tree makes sense so the new one can get more spp. And now, more fluff! ____________________________________ Dear Diary, I can´t even begin telling you how much has changed in the last few weeks. It all began 3 weeks ago I think, all I know for sure is that I had some lishus stew that day! This guy, he calls himself Blassc_end, was travelling through the Moot and stumbled upon our village. He told us to gather and we did. He said he wanted to prove halflings can play Blood Bowl too! Insane, that´s what he is. But he then promised to give us the finest chefs money can buy and the assistance of Treemen...I just couldn´t refuse. And neither could a lot of us. Whole families have applied! The downside was that we had to take on nicknames. Whatever. Who cares about something like a name? I was one of those lucky enough to be in it from the first game. And I remember it. We lost one of our friends this game. We almost won the game, but those darned rats...their thrower and one of the linerats made a near impossible play in the end to win! Wretched beasts. They won 2-1. The second game was even worse! We might have won it, but we lost 2 brave companions! At least we took just as many elven lives. 2-1 for us! The third one..nobody died, but the emberassment of that is enough. It was elves again. They played their finest game while we couldn´t do anything! It was like some deity decided to hold us bacK! 4-0 to them. Damn it. Number four...oh yes! I´ll keep it short, the opposing coach left early and that added another 2 touchdown to the 1 we made. 3-1 for us! Game five: At that time, we already had the fans on our side. Especially I did! I´ve become the team´s leader! We lost 3-1 though. Nevermind, doesn´t count, it was rats again. And the last warm up game, that what coach Blassc called them, was against humans. It sure was a close one, but we managed to win it! After that game, he told us we were registered for the Crunch Cup. Some fainted, some pissed themselves out of fear, but I was looking forward to it! And I still am. Dear diary, WE´RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS! Your Cookie Cutter.