I just wanted to publicly announce that I (like all my predecessors in the role) am now retiring from the role of Crunch Cup Commissioner. It has been a fun and proud experience to keep the tradition going through seasons rich and lean, but work exhaustion beckons and it is time to pass on the torch to one who has the energy and know-how to make good on it. So it is with the greatest pleasure that I can announce that Znarx has accepted to become the new commissioner. From his origins as a humble but quick-learning gofer, Znarx has progressed into an invaluable resource for my ailing regime, and it is now time for him to reap the full glory of his excellent work. Thank you Znarx, and let me be the first to hail you as the future Crunch Cup Commissioner.