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The-not-too-notorious Nordland [S20 Fluff]

Discussion in 'Big Crunch 2' started by FemurMuertez, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. FemurMuertez

    FemurMuertez Active Member

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    Oh, all these familiar faces. The same ones that have failed over and over again. So nice to see you again. (Yes, there are a few new ones and even ones that have cometh straight up to the almost top, but you will fail, sooner or later) I´ll be your admin this season, like it or not. And as the rules state, I have to let three of you promote to Altdwarf. Bah. If it was up to me, Nordland would be made tier 3 division completely! Now! Gather up ladies! This is the place for smack talk. Save the killing to the pitch!

    For this season, I summon thee:
    @Veggente85
    @doohickey
    @James Rye
    @Otherguy
    @BallztotheWalla
    @Hudd
    @GreenBear
    @riffCannon
    @raspel
    @Valdac

    I will send out tickets shortly. Accept them ASAP, or I will predict you to be last (and bribe quite a few referees too to achieve that for that matter!)

    So, keep it dirty and filthy, as a proper gentleman would.
     
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    Precise predictions.

    1. The Noble Orcs
    2. Nonfactors
    3. Legio XIII
    4. Raspel´s Leapers
    5. Miragliano Goddesses
    6. Tool
    7. Darwin´s Chosen
    8. The DELFonics
    9. InfectedBear
    10. The BEATles
     
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  3. doohickey

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    Maybe I am just biased after facing the terrors of Altdwarf, but not a single team here scares me!
    ..........Cue the imminent destruction of my team.
     
  4. James Rye

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    This time I am going to get Top 3 for sure!
     
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    It's the coaches that scare me here
     
  6. FemurMuertez

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    Predictions are up. Just wanted you all to see where I think you will end up. I might explain myself later on, if I feel the need. Propably won´t.
     
  7. James Rye

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    *sees what spot he got*
    Awwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you jinxed me man! *trauma intensifies* D:
     
  8. FemurMuertez

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    No jinxing. Those are my orders.
    If you fail, it is your own fault. I can not be blamed. Now, where did I put that voodoo doll...
     
  9. doohickey

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    *booooooo* *hissss*

    I gave you good fortune by predicting you fifth and this is how you repay me! Your fellow human-like team that has braved the death-trap of Altdwarf! :p
     
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    Shhhhhh! They are off guard now. Take them by surprise! And have you seen what your "good fortune" has caused to my team thus far?:D
     
  11. James Rye

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    @FemurMuertez YOU JINXED ME! MY BEST BO EVER DIED (and then got niggled by apo) BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID CURSE-INFLICTING PREDICTMENT!!! HOW WILL YOU REPAY HIS?!:mad:

    Edit: NOW IT TWO NIGGLED BOs??? WHY THE HELL DID YOU CURSE ME, BRO!? WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU???

    7 cas, 4 will be mng next game, like wtf man, why did you do that, Femur, why?

    I had to fire a goddamn good BO 24/31 spp, Block Guard, do you have any idea that I had to spend more than a dozen games to get this guy block and guard?

    Forget advancing, I have to struggle not to drop to tier3! Thank you very much for your Voodoo magicks, Femur, thank you very much, now please use it on others, not me! Leave my team alone!
     
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  12. FemurMuertez

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    Hmmm... Would I be allowed to change my predictions after the magic has worked?:cool:
     
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    If it takes the curse of me, by all means.
     
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    but not before we have played our game next week please ;)
     
  15. Hudd

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    Just pray the dice goes his way, Otherguy :p
     
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    @FemurMuertez soo I see you found that vooodoo doll. Can you admin Altdwarf next season please? (By saying this I am prolly pushing my luck too far and have to pay a bloody price)
     
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    It seems I had all my season's bad luck in week 2 - and the next 3 season's good luck in weeks 1, 3 and 4 :D
     
  18. James Rye

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    *rubs Hudd's bald head while praying*
    Gimme luck, gimme luck, gimme luck~
     
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  19. James Rye

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    @FemurMuertez I blame you for this season. First place my ass. :(
     
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    And I'm just 3 positions from my predicted place, which is close enough, I suppose?