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They've done it!

Discussion in 'Crunch Cup' started by Citizen Nev, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. Citizen Nev

    Citizen Nev Member

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    THE SOYLENT GREENSKINS HAVE WON A GAME

    THEY HAMMERED THE GREEN NATIONALS 2-1 IN THE QUARTER FINALS OF THE CRUNCHED CUP

    CREDIT GOES TO A CANNY WIZARD, A CHEF WHOSE HALF-TIME FEAST WAS SUPERB AND TO TEAM SUPERHERO MORG N THORG also some snotlings scored

    THEY MARCH ON INTO THE SEMIS, FEARED BY ALL. CRUNCH CUP COURIER CORRESPONDENT NEVILLE TASCHMANN CREAMS HIS PANTS.

    5 DROWN BENEATH FLOODS OF ORC TEARS AS GREEN NATIONALS SENT HOME IN DISGRACE.

    LOUD NOISES!
     
  2. FTJUK

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    Quiet my arse!

    Well done and all the best in the semi.
     
  3. Citizen Nev

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    Bomber Dribblesnot, Ripper the Troll, Scrappa Sorehead, Ugroth Bolgrot, Geargrinder the Cyborc.

    Varag Ghoul-Chewer, can you hear me? Varag Ghoul-Chewer.

    Your boys took one helluva beating. Your boys took one helluva beating.
     
  4. Citizen Nev

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    Cheers mate, thanks for the game. Ignore this ribbing, it's just for the proles
     
  5. Nikolai II

    Nikolai II Super Moderator Moderator

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    Now they only have to do it twice more, and Neville might survive?
     
  6. Citizen Nev

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    Yeah, this'll play havoc with Snotlight :D
     
  7. Ging

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    LOL, excellent twist on that famous piece of commentary :D
     
  8. Narly Bird

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    Congrats on the win. That's a pretty awesome achievement!
     
  9. Barninho

    Barninho Well-Known Member

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    Well in Nev.
     
  10. Boffa

    Boffa Active Member

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    what were the bbmanager stats nev?
     
  11. Citizen Nev

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    D6 Luck

    Nationals - 16.25
    Soylents - 13.65

    2D6 Luck

    Nationals - 0.67
    Soylents - 14.16

    Block Success

    Nationals - 65%
    Soylents - 67%

    As usual they mean little. My Fireball stats are included as good luck for the Nationals and aren't included in 2d6 rolls where they didn't break any armour.

    Also it says I passed all of my TTM rolls which I didn't as I needed rerolls.

    Doesn't mention the Nationals TD came from a failed pick up which scattered into an Orc in th eend zone who picked up the bouncing ball in a TZ
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2012
  12. Narly Bird

    Narly Bird Well-Known Member

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    LOL. That sounds like 1 cool TD!
     
  13. Citizen Nev

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    I was 2-0 up at the time with 2 Orc turns left after the score. It made for a scary last 2 turns!
     
  14. Lebe666

    Lebe666 Well-Known Member

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    Oh the shame ! We wait for the resignation of your opponent :D

    Congrats Snots !
     
  15. G20

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    Nicely played!