THE SOYLENT GREENSKINS HAVE WON A GAME THEY HAMMERED THE GREEN NATIONALS 2-1 IN THE QUARTER FINALS OF THE CRUNCHED CUP CREDIT GOES TO A CANNY WIZARD, A CHEF WHOSE HALF-TIME FEAST WAS SUPERB AND TO TEAM SUPERHERO MORG N THORG also some snotlings scored THEY MARCH ON INTO THE SEMIS, FEARED BY ALL. CRUNCH CUP COURIER CORRESPONDENT NEVILLE TASCHMANN CREAMS HIS PANTS. 5 DROWN BENEATH FLOODS OF ORC TEARS AS GREEN NATIONALS SENT HOME IN DISGRACE. LOUD NOISES!
Bomber Dribblesnot, Ripper the Troll, Scrappa Sorehead, Ugroth Bolgrot, Geargrinder the Cyborc. Varag Ghoul-Chewer, can you hear me? Varag Ghoul-Chewer. Your boys took one helluva beating. Your boys took one helluva beating.
D6 Luck Nationals - 16.25 Soylents - 13.65 2D6 Luck Nationals - 0.67 Soylents - 14.16 Block Success Nationals - 65% Soylents - 67% As usual they mean little. My Fireball stats are included as good luck for the Nationals and aren't included in 2d6 rolls where they didn't break any armour. Also it says I passed all of my TTM rolls which I didn't as I needed rerolls. Doesn't mention the Nationals TD came from a failed pick up which scattered into an Orc in th eend zone who picked up the bouncing ball in a TZ